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Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election. (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your honor we weren't selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

ohnoes i thought i was just selling premium luxury cardboard boxes handcrafted in a japanese hot spring town how the fuck was i supposed to know there was fentanyl in them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's how gambling can be both illegal in Japanese prefectures but also pinball parlors are mysteriously across the street from special vendors that will offer cash for the pinball prize items.