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[–] [email protected] 204 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 168 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

"Got confused"?

Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?

Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Can't be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t leave it hanging

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can't vouch for it now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Imgur took it down D:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they meant "concussed?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Helicopter goes brrrrr

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.

Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... he's got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is... massive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

https://vimeo.com/49333930

It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, I agree that it looks pretty normal. Maybe if it grows considerably more when he's aroused, it would be in the above average range, but that's well below most of what you see in porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

lol the last word of the comment finally brings it into focus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think it's the size of his slanger that's confusing the audience. Wtf is that show

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Put that eldritch horror away."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension

(I don't get it)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

That’s horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like a rumor that William started.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, 👀 for real?