What's going to be your job on the hexbear compound? (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

i really wanted to mine coal but they made me read taror cards instead

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Yr in charge of our "Psychic Damage against Liberals" unit

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

going to force a bunch of libs to watch Hamilton live but I'm in between the stage and the audience with a garden hose and I blast the actors any time they say something cringe and then blast the audience if they ever clap or laugh

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Turn off the actors' mics and put on the Dollop commentary

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

crying while frantically looking through a book about tarot while doing a reading using a stack of Monopoly chance cards

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's a thing, people do tarot style readings with random found decks

You're a natural, job chosen

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

huh. honestly that does sound kind of fun

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