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Someone's lying (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago

She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Just fat enough 😋

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago

Well, fat at least

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

You can't see my mom, she's dead.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Of course she's dead, she's in space...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Fuckin' got them! Nice.

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