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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

He can't order anyone to force her until he's crowned by the Supreme Court.

Then he'll make it an Official Act.