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Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.
You shouldn't get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.
Yeah, they can't make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it's just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.
They say it's more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.
Sounds like a win-win in my book.
It's about fifty fifty.
A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say....
Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.
I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s
Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.
I wasn't the one who did it, and it didn't keep him from licking other dogs...
I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don't feel I am missing out on anything.
I'd imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don't want to taste their own dick.
I wonder if that's actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven't heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror...
Gay trans woman here. Queer people absolutely can get turned on by our own naked bodies. I have first hand experience.
Let me present you gym bros. I also recall someone back in high school who said he masturbated looking at his own ass in the mirror.