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[-] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

How dumb must one be to get a stove well hotter than they should rightfully be able to get that it melts your pot and even the heating element itself? 🤨

[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

Dude tried to froge a war axe.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Kermit with a battle axe as logo.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Kermit absconding with a bag full of all the victims' money.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Oh get down off your high horse and stop pretending that you haven't tried to make macaroni while entirely too drunk to operate a doorknob and passed out in the bathroom wearing a toga you made while trying to espouse the glory of Rome to an imagined detractor of the empire based on a conversation you had five years prior.

You need therapy and ave Imperator.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Better a high horse than a Trojan horse, though

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