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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

~~it's a 1.5 billion-year-old star~~

~~sharks are 300 million years old at best, if you date them to their ancestors in the Permian period~~

idk anything, ignore me, I'm just a simple, ill-tempered sea bass

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Polaris Aa is only 60 ish million years old, polaris Ab is under 500 million. Polaris B is the 1.5 billion years old one. Polaris A is the vastly brighter of the three and is typically what people mean when they refer to the three stars.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also re: the age of sharks, 300 million is a low estimate. It's like 300 to 420 million, depending on how you define a shark.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've always wondered what itsb stood for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you're invited and encouraged to create your own meanings, here are a few to get you started:

ignorant, terrified, scrawny bastard

illustrious truly sexy beach

ingrown toenail stuff bad

inguinal tear salve book

ibbit-ibbit tweet-tweet soooooweeee bokbok

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

holy shit its an austin powers reference lmao. My sister, my cousin, and I used to quote that movie ALL THE TIME. There are still some I use regularly, like "Allow myself to introduce.... myself" when meeting strangers usually at a bar or party or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Ooh, I would have never remembered that!