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Tech Bro Bit Idea: A dating app called Lunch and Lay (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's an app like Grindr but also for straight people and it only works between 11 and 2 in the middle of the day Monday through Friday. It is used exclusively for finding someone to hook up with during your tech bro flexible hours extended lunch break.

I think this would unironically be successful and also would unironically remove so much fake tech bro productivity from capitalism that I almost want to do it. I could make millions and get the world to extend the lunch hour to a lunch hour and a half so folks still had time to eat during their lunch and lay break. This would extend down to other non tech bro industries and would be a workplace hours revolution.

The name is a pun on lunch and learn, the tech bro's favorite activity.

This is a terrible idea.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's an app like Grindr but also for straight people

Predicting right now that the proportion of users that are men will be the same for both apps

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

My friend recommended me a dating app but so far it's like 10:1 men. To be fair though I see about as many men that I'm actually attracted to as I do women and enbies.