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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

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