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[–] [email protected] 223 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"If I have to create stories so that ~~the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people~~ we win, then that's what I'm going to do."

Yea, we already knew that JD, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Right? I get that some of middle America feels slighted, and I’m all for preventing the hollowing out of small town America, but I don’t see lying xenophobic scapegoating being the answer here. That’s how you get nationalist parties and paramilitary “cultural enforcement” groups.

Instead, I see a need to foster and fund community organizations and civil engagement. Improved infrastructure and green spaces. More affordable housing - bring people back into the towns rather than the outskirts of it. But unfortunately, oddly, for some reason, that’s not as easy of a sell as the “people be eating your pets” trope.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They think it's "smart people's" fault, and those college educated, holier-than-thou smarty pants folks with their big words and fancy wine-sippin' need to be punished. I think a lot of them know they're being misled, they just don't really care.

They know we hate Trump, and so that's a good enough indication that he must be the solution. Very simple-minded stuff.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

In philosophy, ressentiment (/rəˌsɒ̃.tiˈmɒ̃/; French pronunciation: [ʁə.sɑ̃.ti.mɑ̃] ⓘ) is one of the forms of resentment or hostility. The concept was of particular interest to some 19th-century thinkers, most notably Friedrich Nietzsche. According to their use, ressentiment is a sense of hostility directed toward an object that one identifies as the cause of one's frustration, that is, an assignment of blame for one's frustration.[1] The sense of weakness or inferiority complex and perhaps even jealousy in the face of the "cause" generates a rejecting/justifying value system, or morality, which attacks or denies the perceived source of one's frustration. This value system is then used as a means of justifying one's own weaknesses by identifying the source of envy as objectively inferior, serving as a defense mechanism that prevents the resentful individual from addressing and overcoming their insecurities and flaws. The ego creates an enemy to insulate themselves from culpability.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Unions. Tax the rich. Enforce environmental and labor laws. House the homeless. Fund education. This is all fixable but the billionaires who own us don't want it fixed.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 3 months ago (2 children)

“If you think my Haitian stories are bad, just wait until I start making up stories about Jews. I get most of my “news” from this website called 4chan. Ever heard of it?”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

But I saw it on TV

[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So this is surely enough grounds to sue, if not criminally prosecute, this cunt.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If someone gets hurt I hope they do. Because they do this maliciously.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 months ago

Sure, just like we created a story about him fucking a couch to bring attention to what a weird little choad he is.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago

If I Vote for the Guys Making up Stories to Scare me my life is going to GREATLY IMPROVE!

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Doesn't "so hungry they eat cats" indicate the failures of the food safety net and the suffering of the immigrants? I don't get why this story would make anyone with an ounce of empathy less sympathetic to immigrants instead of more sympathetic.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (15 children)

Because it's not about making immigrants more sympathetic. It's about racism.

Racism.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It really is a scathing indictment of our country that, even if the allegations were true (they aren't), the proposed solution to the problem Republicans have offered up is to deport all of the people back to their home country rather than just... I dunno. Making sure they have other means of feeding themselves.

What the fuck has become of our society?

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (9 children)

When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are a billion ways that people are suffering. You can talk about any of them. Inventing new ones doesn't mean you care. It means the opposite.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Especially if your lies are demonizing a group of people who have certainly faced their own struggles.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (5 children)

At what point is the libel? Could every Haitian living in the US join a class action to sue vance?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought his boss hated "fake news"

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Someone's taking the piss out of it on google, got a laugh

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When you're in a hole, dig harder!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (5 children)

No wonder they matched him with JT.

He'd draw on a weather map with a sharpie too,

Literally do and say anything, no matter how ridiculous, to not ever admit a mistake.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I had the time and wherewithal, I'd fix your fix.

don't*

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As a non native speaker i was to focused if i had to use a [ ‘ ] i never considered this.

Complete redo on your end is a minor edit if you have the original file:

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He practically said, "I've been bullshit*ting you."

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Sounds exactly like Boris Johnson, prime minister in the UK and notorious for making up stories. He basically steered the UK economy in a dive and parachuted out so another imbecile was at the wheel when all the warnings began to blare. Stories don't make for good policies.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That's basically what the Trump Administration did, tho they were voted out. When Trump was complaining about the Biden economy during that talking point ad disguised as a debate, I kept getting frustrated that Harris didn't say they were cleaning up his mess...in retrospect, I imagine that she wanted to distinguish herself from Trump's repeated that wasn't me that was you strategy.

  • Trump used all the financial emergency tools when the economy was good. He lowered taxes and interest rates. This supercharged the economy, but left us vulnerable to normal market dangers since we had nothing stable and reliable left in the event of an unforeseen contraction. Despite economists objecting and even resigning in protest, he still pushed it through because the general population doesn't understand how the economy works. All they would see are Trump POTUS = good economy.

  • Obama left us with a pandemic response team to stay ahead of any possible pandemics at the advice of leading scientists. Trump disbanded the entire thing for no objective reason, just power, control, and hate. Then, COVID happened.

  • The COVID pandemic alone saw the worse market sell-off since the Great Depression. We were hitting multiple circuit breakers per week to stop a complete market sell-off. It was so bad, that just owning futures of oil was literally a loss because you had to pay to store it since no one was buying. People went bankrupt from one day to the next for merely owning oil.

  • The money printer go brrrrr meme happened under his admin to prevent the economy from spiraling out of control. GAS GAS GAS!! The underlying joke was that they kept saying that inflation wasn't going to suffer the largest creation of currency in the country's history. It was straight lies because how is an immense injection of trillions of dollars with no remarkable increase in production of goods not going to cause inflation? It's impossible.

  • The low-ass interest rates with a halted economy left very few places to invest money, so that went into the stock market and corporations buying houses. Interest rates were lower than stock market returns, especially since the government showed it would intervene, so wealth was flowing from one to the other creating absolutely no tangible value yet accumulating wealth for the people that could afford it. It was basically a relative wealth robbery of the middle class right out in the open.

  • To solve the inflation crisis, Biden had to jack up interest rates. Now, no one wants to sell their house to get into a new loan with double the interest rate, which is exacerbating the housing shortage. Meanwhile, house insurance is skyrocketing due to climate change and the government hasn't done ahit about it.

I don't think anyone could get away with effectively hurting the economy worse than Trump did. Someone or the general population would've intervened.

These blatant lies are ridiculous. Seriously, from the economy to pointless rally attendance numbers, everything those people say is the opposite of truth. Whatever they blame on someone else is what they did. Whatever they claim they did is what someone else did. It's like living in a crazy opposite land. Freaking, they stole the playbook right out from George Orwell. ughh!!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

"Pay attention to me! NOW!"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

What a horrible response. Wtf is wrong with that party.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

If the American people are not suffering, I am just gonna say they are suffering so the media pay attention to their nonexistent suffering.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So he thinks we've already forgotten about his furniture kink?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Although this story isn't related, I've been trying to get the name JD Vance changed online to "Joy Division Vance" given his views on women.

The future Joy Division Vance sees for American Women

In World War II, Nazi Germany established brothels in the concentration camps (Lagerbordell or Freudenabteilungen "Joy Divisions") to increase productivity among inmates, although these institutions were used mostly by Kapos, "prisoner functionaries" and the criminal element, because regular inmates, penniless and emaciated, were usually too debilitated and wary of exposure to Schutzstaffel (SS) schemes. In the end, the camp brothels did not produce any noticeable increase in the prisoners' productivity levels, but instead, created a market for coupons among the camp VIPs.[1]

The women forced into these brothels came mainly from the women-only Ravensbrück concentration camp,[2] except for Auschwitz, which used its own prisoners.[3] In combination with the German military brothels in World War II, it is estimated that at least 34,140 female inmates were forced into sexual slavery during the Third Reich.[3]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Clever, but might be too niche of a reference for people to understand.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Yeah, please don’t tarnish Joy Division by associating them with Vance.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man....

People really don't know it from the band anymore?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

That piano coming in is fucking iconic, but I guess by now even if people had heard of the band they don't remeber where the name came from

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That silence in that clip was so fucking loud. The reporter was in disbelief for a good 2 mins.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is unbelievably irresponsible.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

LOL he's still butthurt about being a weird couchfucker

fuck that couchfucking couchfucker

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Republicans have such a talent for saying things that really make you hate that theyll never see your response.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Well, I can do that too, couch fucker.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Lieing is endemic to the species.

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