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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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JD Vance (feddit.org)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don’t get it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean "post-fucked" couches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, you're right.