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[–] 54 points 2 years ago (9 children)

When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (3 children)

    It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

    I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

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