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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean "post-fucked" couches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, you're right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy's dick is in view is totally gay