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The eggs we buy in supermarkets come from hens who have never seen a cock.
It's basically bird menstruation in a shell.
Well now I'm just hungry for an omelette.
If you make it with ostrich eggs, is it called an omel?
Omelotte
Pet peeve - chickens didn't menstruate, they have no reason to. They do however ovulate, which is where we get the eggs from.
Oh god...I need bleach for my eyes