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[–] [email protected] 248 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

She isn't going to order her own meatballs and is going to pick off his plate. He wanted to make sure he got to eat his fill before sharing.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

That's a good theory.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've literally done exactly this

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, with my fiancée it's diet coke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, don't want to be loading up on soda calories when there's meatballs to be eaten!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn't going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he's stuffed, and let's her have the last one.

He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she's happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.

So wholesome!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Joey doesn't share food!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What happened to communicating with your partner

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This is non verbal communication.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're not married, are you? Eating something off your plate is communication.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

6 yr relationship, never planned to marry, in case it matters. The lack of communication I was talking about was him eating ahead of time in secret rather than telling his wife that sharing would mean that they'd need more food in order for him to have enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I mean the guy could have legitimately told her about the meatballs, yet thought it was funny to say he would "try" them knowing the waiter knew full well they already had them twice.

Queue them laughing on the way home and her finding it to be a cute quirk that he likes to confuse waiters with such.