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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How else are they going to email you 20 times about changes to their privacy policy?

And then the inevitable email when they have to admit that all the data they gathered on you was stolen and that there is nothing you can do about it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"We've updated our privacy policy and want to let you know we care about and value your privacy. You now agree that we can sneak into your bedroom at night and take videos of your genitals while you sleep, for sale on OnlyFans. If you disagree with this policy then we will brick your device."