this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Well if he's blowing his loads inside the couch I'd imagine it's gonna start to smell eventually.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're supposed to use protection

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

So that’s why my grandmothers couch was covered in clear plastic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

dracula-flow

Nutted in my couch so much it started smelling sweet

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Oh god yeah you have to clean up afterwards.