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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

THE PRESIDENT IS NOT A PROBABILITY DISTRIBUTION

I'd have to disagree there. Biden is clearly a quantum waveform with only a 2% probability of being in our reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Touché. How do we collapse it so it resolves into the absence of Biden?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You have to continuously observe Biden after observed to be absent. This is trivially done due to the low probability of being observed to be present. Unfortunately, without immediate intervention, if Biden is allowed to go unobserved, he will resume quantum indeterminacy.