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And people who don't read make fun of you for it. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is 100% my girlfriend, and I take great pleasure in never correcting her, I find it charming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mine is full of 'oreos' (Oreoles), 'emeralds' (Admirals), 'see-ment' (cement), and very cute regionalisms like 'roundy-rounds' (roundabouts). I love it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's a slightly different phenomenon called a mondegreen (Hendrix singing 'scuse me while I kiss this guy' etc)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Better than my one friend. He seems to only correct pronunciations. It's gotten to the point that he denies idioms if he hasn't heard of them before. I don't actively seek him out anymore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Thing is, I know she knows exactly what she is saying. The context is correct, she knows what the words mean, she just didn't grow up around people who spoke that wide a vocabulary, and while working in blue collar trades, she was looked down on for all them fancy college words.

She can swear with the best pipe fitters, well, because she was a union pipe fitter.

Language is so fluid, people who get too hung up on syntax and not the substance really annoy me.

When I was in the military, one of the smartest people I knew was from the bayou of Louisiana. To me, a yank, he sounded like a complete idiot, and in fact I often couldn't understand him when we first met. Once I was able to look past his mode of speech, and actually listen to him, I realised what an ignorant fuck I was being.