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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What a f*cking stupid thing to say, get back to work you underachiever lol

(..Is /s needed? I'm afraid of the other mentally ill people here)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The thing about /s is that it can never hurt. It’s why we do science on “obvious” things; confirmation and clarity is always valuable.

Oddly enough the “lol” actually introduces the biggest doubt to me. It taints the commitment to the satire somewhat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

/s can never hurt, but there will always be someone saying "I hate sarcasm tags because they're for stupid people" and that can hurt

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Just remember that those are the stupid people because they don't understand that sarcasm isn't only about the reader but also the writer. Some people's sarcasm is much clearer than others and for the one's whose sarcasm isn't is heavily noticeable, the /s helps.

Also, whining about non-harmful stuff that people do that isn't what you would do instead of just living your life doing what makes you happy is generally pretty stupid anyways.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"/s" is cowardly. If you fly too close to the sun you should accept the fall.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

wow, you've totally convinced me

/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sarcasm should be a joke that also makes a point. In fact, even if you don't intend to make a point, the point will fuck you over. To boot, you prolly didn't even recognize point when you were called on it because the reply was too witty for you to clock and reply too. You just play random nonsense that seemed witty to you before you tried to land the ridiculously lucky movement you've made it thus far past the real enemy. You said you were a leaf on the wind before your whole point landed center in and through you.

It's a little comical but at least your wife and your people fixed everything and gave birth to your son!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

No. That's all canon.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dude.... how fucking high are you?!?

That is some A+ delusional ranting. Or was that /s too somehow?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Watch how I soar.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Sometimes if I think part of my comment isn’t clearly sarcastic enough I’ll go full html.

Like this:

Donald Trump is soooooo handsome

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's... beyond sarcasm. Hey, are you harassing us!?

/s btw :-P

What is even going on right now!? :-D

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would neeeeeeveerrrrr harass youuuuuu

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

(works in Always Has Been meme... though I am not sure how, nor much clue really even why!?:-P)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The /s is absolutely needed - and even then, sadly it does not always help:-P.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Instructions unclear, tempted to downvote to give me clarity.

..,

....

/s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

As requested: WISDOM!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I find "/s" has become mandatory, else you get reddited to oblivion.

erm..../s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Not /s - genuine:-(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

/s is not needed outside the US. In the UK and Oz, sarcasm is assumed until proven otherwise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yes, I don't watch too much TV so it means something different

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, I'll always take your words ironically.