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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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You know it in your heart to be true (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

As a liquid, soup conforms to any dimensional space it's put in.

(Suck on this knowledge, Google AI)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Wow, that is a very correct and helpful answer!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell's will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about the black hole you just created out of infinitely dense soup?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Free croutons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

The problem is getting it back out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A square is 2d and thus has no sides. The soup will just flow wherever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Soup everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

So how do we push it through time?