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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can you imagine that defence for other crimes

You’re honour my client should be released because he was only a bank robber for 2 minutes while in the bank. And as for being a conspirator he didn’t do much talking.

Your honour my client was only a “rapist” while attacking Miss Sonso and that only lasted 5 minutes. Prior to that he was merely a pedestrian as he followed her. An innocent citizen

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately that defense did seem to work out fine for rapist Brock Allen Turner.