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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago

First thing I did after installing a bidet was shoot water 3m onto a wall.

[-] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same, honestly. You have to make sure it works and you don’t really think to cover it, and even if you did you don’t really know where..

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

And then you find out. And giggle a bit.

[-] Phoonzang@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My bidet toilet came with a "demonstration tool". A (transparent) plastic contraption that can be put on the toilet which 1) activates the bum-sensor and 2) blocks the water stream.

The toilet also has a "demonstration" mode, I did not dare to turn that on, though.

[-] KroninJ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I would like to see an AMA from a first time owner that didn't end up with water on the wall. When in the process of deciding to get one and having it functional did it occur to watch out... or not?

I did after putting it in and watched my partner test it and got another in a different spot.

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

I got 20 on it.

this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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