this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)

the fucking turks

If that's the face he makes while he's fucking then I think he's doing it wrong

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the face he makes when doing yo momma!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

nice, real’ classy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Maybe he's the one getting fucked...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Cuz, for some reason, he folds it in half before inserting it