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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What species of bear? Because that makes a lot of difference.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere between gummy and grizzly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere between gummy and *polar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I would not want to meet a polar bear in a forest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Global warning: soon coming to your location.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I think I’d actually feel safe with a polar bear in the kind of forest I’m used to. It’ll heat stroke out in no time

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Gay lumberjack bear.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Oh I’m friends with several. I’d bring some picnic supplies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Those sound pretty safe for a woman TBF

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also, is it smarter than the average bear?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't trust a man with a pic-a-nic basket either