Australia is a place I'll never go to lmao fuck that place

They're quite cute though and keep the cockroaches out.

Whom amongst us has not heard the distinct sound of a spider large enough to make a noise as it scurries along a hardwood floor?

Yeah but at least you don't have bears

House centipedes are little assholes though, they'll crawl up to you while you're sleeping and bite you a bunch to see if anything happens, then wander off, leaving a string of painful itchy welts.

That's obviously not as dangerous as the average Australian spider, but I have to assume none of those spiders are quite so eager, because otherwise the island would be uninhabitable.