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Pretty sure Jesus would be a commie if he was alive
Pretty sure he was, if he was a real dude; just didn't have the word. Was just called 'not being a dick' back then.
It was "being an enemy of the establishment"; call it what thou wilt.
They called it that too, but they still call it that.
Excuse me sir, would you like 2000 of something?
I... Really wish I had been doing that on purpose.
you were touched by the hand of Mitch
Jesus is very much alive, thank you. And he said, ask and you will receive.
2000 years of any day now.
So is the Allfather, and he said I should dropkick proselytizing little bitches.
What's the con?