This dude is writing punchlines for political cartoons from 1838.

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Update: Synthesis

I edited the jpg here - https://rollcall.com/2024/12/05/congress-calendar-2025-senate-house/

A fucking jpg. Fucking idiots.

Stole it from Twixor

Only democracy in the Middle East^tm^

Most moral army^tm^

Etc

https://xcancel.com/Rydro313/status/1908219391092682911

Wildly gesticulating wizard is my new favourite thing

No it doesn't make any more sense in context (Ok it makes a little sense if you're good at deciphering purple prose)

My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now

I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died

I just hurt so goddamed much right now

Inspired by Ezra Klein's recent book "Abundance", this episode is a compilation of all the Ezra Klein clips on Chapo through the years. These compilations take a lot of work so please like, comment, and subscribe to support the channel for more videos like this! Thanks!!

0:00 Ass-Kissing Ezra
13:22 Vision 2020
21:28 Hillary Won the Debates / Kamala Leads 2020
33:34 Obamacare Website
36:58 Ezra Interviews Obama [Reading Series]
1:11:34 The Liberal Blogosphere
1:15:34 Inside A Biden White House Adrift [Reading Series]
1:43:45 The He-Man Cult of Masculinity
1:56:12 A Democrat is Thinking Differently [Reading Series]
2:22:12 Abundance Book Review [Reading Series]

I emphasised the funny bit. I bet they didn't wish upon a star.

Dow futures fall 1,500 points Sunday as Trump tariff market collapse worsens: Live updates

...a market wipeout to end last week:

• The Dow posted back-to-back losses of more than 1,500 points for the first time ever, including a 2,231-point shellacking on Friday.

• The S&P 500 dropped 6% on Friday for its worst performance since the outbreak of the pandemic in March 2020. The benchmark lost 10% in two days, pushing it to more than 17% below its February record, perilously close to a 20% bear market.

• The Nasdaq Composite entered a bear market Friday — down 22% from its record — after losses on Thursday and Friday of nearly 6% apiece.

Investors did not receive the news over the weekend they were wishing for that the Trump administration was having successful negotiations with countries to lower the rates, or at the very least, was considering delaying the set of so-called reciprocal tariffs due to take effect April 9. The initial unilateral 10% tariff went into effect Saturday.

"Haha it would be fun if you told me what result you got in this 'which Harry Potter house would you be in?' quiz."

Hexbear missed connections.

I really did not expect them to make a realistic Jack Black doll holding a Minecraft sword

Why is this thing so funny to me? Look at it lmao.

We live in a parody.

this is the book:

Also has some neat-ass graphics:

isn't that fucking cool

Had a lovely WeChat conversation with my 96 year old revolutionary grandfather a couple days ago and at one point he hit me with the "You should buy property over there to rent out, it's very lucrative, and you should take the {老外|lǎo wài}'s money and spend it in China"

I actually had no idea how to respond to this financial advice. Like at face value, the housing market is a bubble and could collapse at any moment, and also I'm not sure how moral being a parasite would be even if you're leeching off of the benefactors of colonialism and western hegemony.

I hereby decree that Tuesday and Wednesday are to be renamed Beansday