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[-] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

I always got bad vibes from Jeffrey Epstein, should have guessed he was homophobic

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

He talked about Don getting blown by billdawg "bubba". He might not have been into boys himself but I don't think he gave a shit when it came to procuring kompromat.

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I thought it was the other way around, and that the name used was "Trump"

While it wouldn't particularly surprise me to learn Don was giving blowjobs, I can't help but consider that there are several women and girls also named Trump

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago

I can't be a paedophile because there isn't a child equivalent for men, whom I am very gay horny for.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

there has got to be a term for this when these guys (kevin spacey, lord mountbatten, this fuckin' guy) get caught out doing child sexual assault and try to code it out as "you caught me, i'm gay."

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago
[-] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

the subgenre of that is "you cant be mad I did this because, well, autism.

[-] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

The elon musk defence

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

The good old KevinSpacey

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

sing a little broadway for em peter

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So you're saying there's a cabin boy aspect to this?

I swear he was just lifting my luggage.... and the occasional nude massage, but nothing more I swear!

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Alan Dershowitz: "I didn't even enjoy the penis massage!"

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Impeccable defense

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I thought a lot more of them would do the "I had no idea about the sex stuff, I just went to the pedophile island for non-pedophile related reasons." defence. Surprised this is the first time I've seen someone actually argue for it.

this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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