Hissen to be puneished

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

Absolutely me:

Oh man, I'm almost out of gum. That's the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.

Or Bobanders

But "was killed" is literally a passive construction

It is nearly Friday, my dudes.

~~.:|:;~~

If that bear picks up a machine gun then it's all over. A rhino can't do that.

There was a Reddit post a while back where they confirmed the OP was part of an A/B test to disable logging in to old.reddit.com on mobile. Not a great sign.

https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/135tly1/helpdid_reddit_just_destroy_mobile_browser_access/

Yeah that's what I was wondering. I'm just going off what they said. I know they don't allow communities to be created except what they did themselves, so maybe they are taking on all the mod responsibilities?