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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I can't believe this is actually real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It wasn't funny. It was fucking hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Or marklar on Marklar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It works, but not enough Rick Astley.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It doesn't really mean anything, but I've been using it for 24 years so why not.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oepsie woepsie wij deden neuken in de keuken

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That was how my boy used to wait in the doorway whenever someone was in the kitchen for more than a few minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Anything hazelnut

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Other side of the building from the backdoor receiver.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of the kids in my computer class found out about netmsg and some of us started sending messages to each other. One day I saw a kid fell asleep at his desk, so I messaged him "wake up". It must have spooked him because when he woke up he called the teacher over and they puzzled over it together for a minute. I thought for sure since the name of the computer was in the message box and printed on a label on the computer that they would find out it was me, but nope lol

Another time in the same class I figured out how to create a local account so I could change the theme (it was Windows XP) to one I liked more. The teacher saw it when she was walking by and thought something was wrong with the monitor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If that bear picks up a machine gun then it's all over. A rhino can't do that.

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