Bonus points if you can guess:

  • from which tracker the torrent is and
  • the exact title of the file
The three-headed dragon meme where two heads are drawn realistically and look frightening but the last one is looking like a silly cartoon drawing with large eyes and a big tongue stuck outside the maw. One text box is floating above each dragon head. For the realistic heads, the text inside reads "Time Active: 151 days 11 hours" and "Share Ratio: 6.00" respectively. The text box above the silly head reads "Total Size: 608 Bytes".

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[–] 80 points 2 years ago (11 children)

MyAnonamouse

Boston Chicken & KFC Rotisserie Style Chicken.txt

lmao

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  • [–] [S] 37 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    god dammit I didn't expect it to be guessed this quickly

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Did they actually get it correct lol

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    Yup! It's the smallest (non VIP) torrent on there. Its only purpose (nowadays) is to change your ratio from NaN to a number in the hundreds of millions/billions. It's my only non-freeleech download.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Now I want to know what that is.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Sounds like it's (please correct me if im wrong) a very small file you can seed to get your ratio of download/upload into better numbers.

    Imma guess its a text file with a cooking recipe?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yes, it's the contents I want.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well, if you insist...

    Boston Chicken & KFC Rotisserie Style Chicken.txt

    Boston Chicken & KFC Rotisserie Style Chicken
    
    Serving Size : 4
    
    1/4 c Oil
    1 tb Honey
    1 tb Lime juice
    1/4 ts Paprika
    Season salt
    4 Chicken breast halves with skin
    
    Mix all ingredients well in saucepan and warm just to
     melt honey. Arrange 4 chicken breast halves, skin-side-up
     in a square baking dish or pan, sprayed with Pam. 
    Bake uncovered at 400~ about 35 to 40 minutes, basting
     chicken without turning them, 3 or 4 times during baking
     or until nicely browned.
    Immediately upon removing from oven, seal baking dish 
    tightly in foil and let stand 15 to 20 minutes before
    serving.
    
    

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  • _read_me.txt

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have no idea about what it can be, lol.

    I've got my best uploads on niche stuff, like lesser known movies and albums because I've became almost the only seed on them. In a sense, I'm happy to share and see that such content has people interested in it. My opera uploads exceeded my porn uploads so here is that (:

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Apparently being on private trackers has significantly skewed my sense of what's normal sharing stats

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I don't understand the point of a private tracker tbh

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Me neither. I've never been a member on one, but I don't have too much trouble finding and downloading what I need.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    For a lot of people, it's a community thing. I'm a member on Orpheus and they have a lot of great community stuff like Album of the Month, user made scripts, tutorials, forums, etc. They can also have a lot higher quality content and moderation because they're so "exclusive". And, for music, a private tracker is gonna be 100x better than a public one or Soulseek.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Hoopla seems okay for people who listen to a lot of mainstream stuff. I've never actually heard about it before now or used it so everything I say is just coming straight out my ass, but, it seems their library is very limited. Orpheus has a very extensive library with almost everything on there having a lossless flac version. It's still nothing compared to Soulseek, but as long as you're into bands/artists with more than 5 listeners in their lifetime, you'll be able to find everything. It all just comes down to what you're looking for though.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    My private tracker ratios are shit. If it wasn't for the points systems they have for seeding I wouldn't be able to do anything on them. Every so often one will randomly take off but most of the time they get stuck around like .04 even on brand new uploads. Fortunately I can find pretty much everything on public tracker. My ratio on those is far better. For example I have Godzilla Minus One from both a private tracker and public. The public one is at like 45 and the private one is like .6 both were downloaded within a day or two of each other back when everyone was pirating that movie. I would be seeding so much more shit from my private trackers if I didn't have to worry about upload ratio.

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  • [+] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Everyone not vegan should watch

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    My highest ratio is 57 on Zelda echoes of wisdom ROM. But I have a second torrent for the same game with 15 ratio, because fuck Nintendo.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    why do people torrent recipes? aren't they just free everywhere online

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago

    It's just to get an insane ratio on a private tracker. A ratio of 1 billion looks cool but is otherwise pointless. This recipe is the smallest torrent on that site, so downloading it creates the biggest possible ratio. Not downloading anything eould give you a ratio of NaN since [Upload] divided by 0 is NaN.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    my guess is the switch keys

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    40 days 7.22 ratio for a 104gb worth of Penguins of Madagascar (in Polish)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    absolute madlad is on a mission 😂

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I have a 170mb torrent that have a seed ratio of over 490 and a seed time over 170 days (round down to the 10s)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    My best ratio (80) it's a 8gb soundtrack

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    What was that, punk??

    AMATEURS!

    2532, 19.7 TB

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    My highest share ratio is 278 for a 1 GB rip of death bed lol

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