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It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination

The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen

That sort of nonsense has NO place on the internet, buddy. I need you to either source that from a shady website or invent your own credentials on the spot.

Looks like Pizza is gonna send out for you!

Oh that’s wayyy better than the one I had come up with

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

Ahahhaa, what a relatable meme, because of the amount of sex that I have, because this meme is about sex, which I definitely have a lot of, so I am able to relate

Have you never heard Christian Death Metal? Mortification is pretty heavy

It’s a french word too, though that usually translates more to loitering

well hold on now, maybe that was just trauma from being short

You’ve never had a Betazoid dinner, I see

If it’s a blunderbuss he may have a case, but I’m not a doctor