did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

That’s funny because I need to get up in 5 hours for work

Oh how you’ve pondered your orb, wizard. You have pondered your orb

oh shit thats good i was thinking gregsland

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg

You have created thank-worthy content

Slawghtered

Rest - you must rest at the eating place

Au - the french word for “at,” for at the eatery you must be

Rent - your rent is due in 7 days

THIS BETTER NOT BE A DREAM SEQUENCE

Brazilian or otherwise…

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

This is actually how vets do it

That’s what my mom said so that’s all I have for source

We used to use these at work. They suck to type on. We upgraded to the touchscreen smartphone types, and they’re much better.

For example, let’s say that conjoined twins that had two heads but one body. The left-side person was mostly dominant of the left side, and the right-side person was dominant of the right side. If the right-side person had texted a threat to someone, the left-side person could potentially be completely unaware and non-complicit in the matter. Now we can also imagine an infinite number of other scenarios that make it infinitely more complex, like for example, if one of the twins attempts but fails to kill the other, or more heinous crimes, like who was in control of the bowels when passing gas.