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joined 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

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Two-Lane Blacktop in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

GTO is grand theft officer, sort of like CFO

Girl is made up thing by big gender to sell more gender. There is only man and two lane black-top

The man who turned his dead father into a chatbot in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is how Pantheon started

Alterior motives not involving omlettes rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

YOUR MAJESTY RUNS A COOKING SERVER!?

Careful! He's ruffled! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

BART DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHOMP-SAW AND CRUMB-MASK

A Cool Guide to the Evolution of the Alphabet in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Wild that we had M before we had M

TIL that male dolphins are sexually attracted to female humans... this is so disturbing lol in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

That’s completly squeak irrelevant click

can't escape the RULE in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I hate chicken sand. It’s chicken course, chicken irritating, and it gets chicken everywhere.

Google employees question execs over 'decline in morale' after blowout earnings in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“We’ve noticed a significant decline in morale, increased distrust and a disconnect between leadership and the workforce,” a comment posted on an internal forum ahead of the meeting read. “How does leadership plan to address these concerns and regain the trust, morale and cohesion that have been foundational to our company’s success?”

Google is using artificial intelligence to summarize employee comments and questions for the forum.

bruh

It's time to stop lying to yourself and accept it. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

DO I T FOR

GAY

MOLEMAN

$70 for a game AND free ads at no charge. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If the ads survive the apocalypse, please nuke again

PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?