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Well he has to consult the imaginary centrist couple in his head first

Strategic dude reserves should only be used as a last resort ideally

There are plenty of military jet fly bys at major sporting events pretty frequently, that's like a tiny air parade lol

He just started his 3rd prestige run so he was only level 5

He saw a dog with a puffy tail

Wtf is my alcoholic gambling addict brother supposed to do? Pull himself up by his personal responsibility and yeet his phone, tv, and internet into the sun?

Because those things are full of fucking predatory gambling app advertisements.

How would Samuel beckett feel about having a navy ship named after him? I guess if it shoots England maybe ok?

The amount of times I've had to scream at people that Roger waters isn't antisemitic, and nazis even killed his dad in ww2, has been entirely too much

Excuse me, what?

Holy shit it is about to be 250 years of america....fuck that's bleak. 249 and done would be great. Really any day now preferably.

"Domestic terrorist" Jesus fucking hell sucking Christ. redact yourself from the world.