Christian Hell, of trading house Tradium, said germanium demand was “through the roof”, with requests coming mostly from the US and Europe.

Christian Hell is the most metal name I've heard in a while.

Dibs on the name USA. They can be Donlandia or the Kingdom of Magastan or Dumbass Island.

In the last few years, DeSantis also promoted new laws seeking to expand the death penalty, to allow it in cases of people who sexually assault children, for instance

Sounds like Ron doesn't want Don coming back to Florida.

I'd take that bet. I'll stake my position that they just ignore the law altogether.

Guess that makes Bill Maher the exception that proves the rule.

I smell another taxpayer funded bailout for the rich on the horizon.

Totally reasonable. I wish every electronic device would brick itself if it heard you talking shit about it. People are too rude to toasters.

If he flexs his newfound immunity he could definitely stir the pot.

Uh oh. The SS better stage another quick phone upgrade so they can accidentally lose all the evidence again.

Knowing nothing of circumstances, I am willing to bet this happened because his Secret Service detail is staffed with loyalists instead of professionals.

If you get them young enough, you can avoid that troublesome think for yourself phase.

Smell is how ants communicate with one another so maybe these ant sniffers will be the first humans who can speak ant.