The actual fuck. No way he actually said that

and the other one howls at the moon for hours on end, for seemingly no reason at all

torquay bro nos dos

"Why do we erect these barriers, when we can erect each other?"

Na ja *schlag aufs knie*

the fumes

Secret to happiness?

"Buy my fucking product, you worthless dumbell."

The Mayans warned us about him

If you're of Indian descent, feel free to use it as a toilet instead. Similar to what the North does with Thatcher's

The Na'avi?

9/10 dentists recommend Toblerone to keep them in business