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They get me everule time (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Top panel: man smiling, caption reads "me clicking an ich iel post". Bottom panel: man sad, caption reads "then remembering I can't read German".

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Fellas, is it possible to learn the Deutsche language just from ich iel?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Well, it's not as quite bad as learning English from [email protected].

[-] [email protected] 81 points 2 days ago

My feed is like: new game, political stuff, robots, ICH BIND SLWARKERNURFER MURKLE BURGEN KRUGEN ESBSISIDOFIDOWKD webcomic

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

oh no, not burgen krugen. I hate this guy

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

ESBSISIDOFIDOWKD

His ESB documentary of the empress Sisi was pretty good though

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

It's polite in some cultures

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Langt aber auch jetzt schiebt Stuhl ein paar Zentimeter nach hinten

[-] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago

It's ich iel, you get credit for trying

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Life's too short to learn german. -- Mark Twain
Das Leben ist zu kurz um Deutsch zu lernen. -- Oscar Wilde

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Wait, Oscar Wilde spoke German?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

From their early childhood the Wilde boys had a French nanny and a German governess, so that they grew up speaking German as well as French.

Beiguß: https://www.taylorfrancis.com/chapters/mono/10.4324/9781351198714-3/oscar-wilde-germany-germany-oscar-wilde-patrick-bridgwater

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Oh damn... I mean, yeah I totally knew that?!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

[email protected] (French shitpost comm)

[email protected] (German leftist shitpost comm, the joke is instead of “me_irl” it’s “us_irl”)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Just had a look. [email protected] is a bit more than just leftist. It would be similar to calling Trump center right.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I can hardly understand it yet it enthuses me so

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I enjoy ich iel a lot

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

You can't always figure it out, but German is so similar to English you can sometimes get the gist of it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Exactly, for example, "ich bin laden" pretty transparently translates roughly to "I am loaded with accusations of lying underground with an air pipe and a fan"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I should learn it. I spent a few hours there on my way to Afghanistan. Beautiful country.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Sometimes you dont need to read to understand

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Sometimes you gotta bleed to know

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

For the people that are interested in this community: [email protected]

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Def worth it to type into a translation app

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

I can identify. Sometimes I check the comments to see if someone asked for an English translation.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Always feel free to do so yourself! I'm always happy to see foreigners interested in our culture

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Cool. I will.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

But that's the fun, slowly and painfully learning deutsch from memes

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Translators are a thing, you know?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

On iOS you can select the text in the meme itself and get a translation in seconds. Not sure about android cause I just don’t use it, don’t hate me.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's the same on Android

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

das ist sehr glüklich... aber ich kann nichts deutch gelesen.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

There he is get him

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fick. Mir auch...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Tja…

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