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Do you know the reason why Starfleet always chooses blind chief engineers? It's simple.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

A similar problem happens in cities. People move to cities not expecting all the road noise and people noise and complain about it. My buddy owns a rental and tells me about the complaints some people have and it always gets a laugh out of me.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Everyone is a fan of BK when all you've had for weeks on end is MREs and field rations. I ate like 15 burgers the first time we had BK in iraq.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We will duel at high noon in main street.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

These children can’t have voted for hamas. The last election in Palestine was in 2006.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

“You will not have competition…and that’s good for the players and the fans who love golf.”

Ah yes. Lack of competition is always good for the fans. /s

More like it’s good for MBS’s bank account.

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My fighter feels like this in BG3. He’ll walk into a room and be all “looks good to me”. Astarion pops his head in and sees 15 floor traps and 8 wall traps.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Does this mean you're going to join the Maquis?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

My phone as it tries to display that one last meme before it dies:

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They’ll probably let Nauta plea to a lesser charge in order to nail trump to the wall.

That’s how it goes a lot of times in cases like this. First guy gets immunity. Next few get plea deals if they give up actionable info. Everyone else gets the book thrown at them.

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