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Turn that shit off

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

Now Even Faster™ with no exceptions thanks to "AI"

Everyone hates those tough haircut customers, asking for their hair to be cut longer...

Your questions are reasonable, I'm just saying what it looks like.

Take the piss, leave the shit

A conch shell on a rope (maybe a ludicrous necklace?)

I thought memes were supposed to be funny.

Whoever told you that is your enemy

Lol. "Pre-emptive last resort" is one of the best oxymorons I've heard in a while

I don't get the reference but it sure made me laugh anyway

You can accomplish a similar effect by swinging over the top bar of your nearest swingset

Chopsticks, my friend.

I'm late to this post, but now there has been another one, in Maryland