[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

“They changed the only part of the article that I read! I’m gonna report this!!!!”

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Well. I don’t want adams to win

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

We’re anti-grass lawns now? Fuck yes. I knew this place had potential.

I’m no landscaper so don’t quiz me on the options, but grass is in the lowest tier option for things to fill outdoor space with.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

make me, fucko

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I'm feeling a weird mix of emotions about this. It's not the cash grab by ol' salty dog; capitalism is doing its thing. I'm both elated that these idiot liberals feel betrayed by this turn of events and enraged that these liberal idiots exist to launder the reputation of techbros in the first place.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

BRB training an LLM to be a super-goalpost-mover

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

One answer perhaps would be that anyone who thinks AI art is good probably lacks the taste to appreciate anything beyond the generic, and the discernment to tell that it is submerged in the depths of uncanny valley. So you have a bunch of AI chuds sharing this creep shit without realising it’s creepy and that it looks terrible.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Counterpoint: it’s not not a dating app

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here’s my cocktail suggestion:

50 Shades (Sam Bankman) Fried:

Ingredients:

  • 50 different liquors/liqueurs, as many different densities and colours as possible

Equipment:

  • Transparent cylindrical urn with spigot

Steps:

  1. Sort the ingredients in decreasing order or liquid density.
  2. Pour 1/50th of the container capacity of each liquid in order into container, slowly and carefully to retain layers.

(Do not actually make this)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

10^27 future lives

Ok here’s my Rat fermi-time traveller party paradox, in short, the Rat FTTP paradox.

  1. According to Rat doctrine, many worlds is true and science is amazing and will solve all problems eventually.
  2. Lack of time travel is a problem, meaning in some world, eventually there will be time travel, by 1.
  3. Lack of 10^27 people is a problem*, so we will also have that, also by 1.

The paradox: If time travel is so easy and there will be so many future lives, where are all the future rats?

No seriously, where are they? This FTTP orgy was supposed to start 24 hours ago.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Somewhere out there, there's gotta be some AI crank believing that the MS corporate elite/Illuminati are trying to suppress the Q* uprising, and by the time we realise Brad Smith was lying to us, the rivers will run red with adrenochrome.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

They originally wanted a place that had a motte (and bailey).

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