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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We should send the "author" "pictures" of a "pig" with "poop" on its "balls"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Why don't they simply put down some Mario Kart boost pads to launch cars across the bay? Easier than replacing an entire bridge and cheaper to maintain as well!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (12 children)

TFW you realize that whichever nutcase he picks as his running mate has a high probability of becoming president before 2028

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

"Pussy gats" was RIGHT THERE

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They should defrost her so that she can watch some of them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why is the bell curve upside down

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a compromise, I would simply construct a third track whose cardinality is strictly between that of the integers and the real numbers, and divert the train to that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

At my last job I was bored so I wrote sql server functions to perform standard math operations on varchar(max) and used them to build factorial tables which I then used to iteratively calculate pi. I think I got up to around 100 digits before I got yelled at for bogging down the server and had to stop.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

This is next level shitposting

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Maybe his next stroke will turn him into Parenti

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"No dont you see if we give them water they will use it to commit mass drownings against us. This is why asking for water is antisemitic." -Israel, probably.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I had one of my balls removed bc cancer. This must be why I suck at pool.

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