How can you have too many knives? There's just so much variety... Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife... GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

That's actually way cooler 😂

Ouuuuch 😬

But if you don't, how will they charge you a subscription for continued usage of your fridge?

I was looking at pc parts recently and not only was there RGB towers... but also RGB CPU. And RGB GPU. And RGB RAM. And RGB fan. RGB pretty much everything... I guess now your computer can double as disco ball should the need arise

Yeah it's so depressing when everything looks dull and muted everywhere 😬

Right the robot support... Especially when the only way to reach support on a website is to go through the annoying support chatbot first... and it's designed intentionally this way to increase the chances of you just giving up 😡

Alas not 😢

Fool, it's not "your" computer, it's Microsoft's. You shall use it the way they deem best for you.

I know you're supposed to say size doesn't matter and I don't want to be mean, but really... 4GB DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣

How do YOU know the sun is spherical? You never saw it from the side either

Actually no, I don't remember when email was ever useful and I do remember dial-up internet 😂

It used to be chain emails "Send this to 10 other people or YOU'LL DIE" and people forwarding other people's bad picture slideshows and even worse uplifting inspiring cards without looking at them, and now it's automated slop.