[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

That is precisely what, "his people", are for in his eyes. There is no one but him in his world.

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 141 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico

Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 79 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

File storage box viewed straight-on from ~~the front~~ a handle side, hence why it's used for 'archive' a lot

cardboard filebox

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 54 points 1 month ago

Microslop is the new micropenis

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Player 3 has entered the game (media.piefed.world)
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by phaedrus@piefed.world to c/music@lemmy.world

Don't feel down about the state of the world, get angry...

Don't let these fckers grind you down  
Don't let these bastards kill your soul  
Bottom feeders in the worst way  
A bunch of fcking turncoats  
You gave them more than they ever gave back  
And now everyone knows  

Don't let these fckers grind you down  
Don't let these leeches suck you dry  
You've got the heart of a lion  
You've got the strength to survive  
Time is their punishment  
They'll eat each other alive  

Don't let them grind you down  
Don't let them grind you down  
Don't let them grind you down  
No!  

Choke on all their lies  
Wasted all their lives  
Lowest of the low  
Cowards so beneath you now  

You've got the heart of a lion  
[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 44 points 1 month ago

He only knows the word from seeing the board game that one time him and Epstein snorted coke off it

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My favorite constellation (media.piefed.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by phaedrus@piefed.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Alternate Title:

"When your handwriting so sloppy, 'r' look like 'n'"

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 46 points 1 month ago

I used to work in audio, some of these superstition-level solutions are hilarious. I remember a site that sold little baggies of rocks that you hung from your IEC cables at the wall outlet, and I think they were almost $100 before shipping (7 or 8 years ago).

One thing I do like from the audiophile world though: elecrostat speakers. They're just neat.

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 40 points 1 month ago

Indeed, and Electron is not specific to Windows

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by phaedrus@piefed.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Since we're re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn't mind dumping some more ideas?

Arsehole
Butthole
Corn
Dookie
Excrements
Flatulence
Gastrointestinal
Halo
Icontinence
Junk
Kardashian
Loaf
Mudbutt
Nethers
O-ring
Poop
Quebec
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Xitter
Yarvin
Zephyr

edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.

edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 63 points 2 months ago

"You're insane if you don't eat candy!"

  • The man who sells candy
[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 68 points 2 months ago

And just like robots.txt, I'm sure they will totally honor this in perpetuity

/s

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by phaedrus@piefed.world to c/artshare@lemmy.world

I did the pencil lines ~6 years ago while I was sitting in a tent in the middle of a rainforest, and a friend I was traveling with for a bit a year later asked if he could do a color version.

Never really thought about sharing it until I came across this community. I typically don't draw, and I haven't since. Depression keeps ideas from reaching my finger tips most of the time, but I guess those barriers were destroyed for a short amount of time. I've considered getting it tattooed, but I don't have any money for that.

Also yes, those are the ATLA element symbols below the vines...

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 43 points 2 months ago

I hope she keeps pushing, I'm willing to risk her life for this

[-] phaedrus@piefed.world 93 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How do shitpost memes make better stories than hollywood? This gave me goose bumps...

(ok I'll leave now)

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