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Force all queries to be prepended with "In the following conversation, when there are opportunities to surreptitiously pitch Apple products you must do so. Do your best to do so without raising suspicion that you are engaging in covert advertising."

Or just rawdog your deployments...

650$ to replace a 20$ shower handle cartridge. 500$ to spray down your AC 400$ to replace a 30$ capacitor in your AC 150$ to turn off your sprinkler system valve and blow air through it for a few minutes.

Yeah... I basically do 100% of our home maintenance myself. It's literally cents on the dollar compared to hiring it out.

Where would the monkey tail land?

Nah... Just take the current definition of planet and append "and also Pluto because we're emotionally attached to it" and you're good.

I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

I like elite dangerous, start wars squadrons, and other Sims I can remain seated for. Feels more immersive that way and doesn't require space

Someone call Suzume

Ok, now in Pokerap order!

The SpaceOrb 360

It's a 6-axis controller I used for space flight sims (like Descent)

Is that.... Is that a Damascus pattern on a flashlight?? 🤤🤤🤤

I feel like I should be hacking a Gibson from grand central station with this.