My whole desk setup now easily fits into a backpack and I can take it anywhere

My laptop easily fits in a backpack. Hell I can fit TWO laptops in my backpack.

I like the part where windows selects a random media you have in your web browser tabs to show on the lock screen. No way that could go badly for someone.

If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.

I don't remember hearing any Dems talking about turning Gaza into a beach resort after they purge the locals.

It felt so weird when I got to college and started working and people were just treating me like a normal person. It took a long time for me to stop defaulting to trying to figure out what kind of trick they were playing on me. I still don't know wtf I did wrong as a child that made everyone decide I was to be ostracized.

So what you're saying is the optimal form is some kind of crab train?

On the plus side Spains teenagers are about to become extremely computer literate.

This country is run by toddlers...

It's all fun and games until the cat gets fed up and this turns into an "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me" scenario. Especially with bare legs.

This post isn't criticizing trucks. It's criticizing the oversized modern one's that aren't any better at work than the much smaller ones of the past.

I want UBI so all the lazy motherfuckers who don't want to work get out of the fucking way. Sit at home in front of your TVs cramming doritos down your gullet all day for all I care, just as long as you aren't half passing whatever job you're doing and creating problems for me.

My cat once brought me a frog. He was an indoor cat and we were on the 2nd floor. I do not know where the frog came from.