lanbanger

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

This sounds entirely on brand for Nazi Musk.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Becky. Lemme smash. U want sum blu?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Definitely up for an Ignoble Award

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Awesome! I think I like "Say No to Yes" even more than "Say Pizza to Drugs" 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The prior year I was living at 225 Rector Place, and on the day I was working at the top of One Canada Square, which was then Europe's tallest office building. It was a nervous day.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Onion's 9/11 coverage was incredible to behold. "Hijackers surprised to find themselves in Hell" was just brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 year ago

"At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked. "

😐🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

shockedpikachu.gif

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I hear he still sleeps with a katana under the bed.

 
 

Nooo it are my birfday

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