[-] human@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

Preppers hate this one trick

[-] human@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 days ago

This Captain Kirk?

"colm meaney in star trek uniform"

[-] human@slrpnk.net 309 points 3 weeks ago

Justice Neil Gorsuch, who was also appointed by Trump, added to the pressure Sauer faced, asking the seasoned Solicitor General: “Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test?”

“Ah, I think... so,” he replied, somewhat unconvincingly. “I’ll have to think that through.”

Is that literally the first time he's thought about that?

[-] human@slrpnk.net 159 points 2 months ago

Belgian-Israeli businessman Ehud Arye Laniado, founder of Omega Diamonds, suffered a fatal heart attack while undergoing injections intended to enlarge his penis.

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However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.

Call me paranoid, but I'd like anyone giving me penis injections to be licensed to practice medicine.

[-] human@slrpnk.net 103 points 3 months ago

Trump surmised: Yes, we might have our internal squabbles, but I am bringing tough love because we are all in this together. We are the standard bearers of western civilisation. We must resist the barbarian hordes. We must save the white man.

The ageing president, who in 2024 complained, “We got a lot of bad genes in our country right now,” told the World Economic Forum that he was “derived from Europe”, namely: “100% Scotland, my mother; 100% German, my father. And we believe deeply in the bonds we share with Europe as a civilisation.” Trump speaking in front of a US flag. Speak hysterically and carry a big stick: Trump’s foreign policy threats Read more

He lamented that “certain places in Europe are not even recognisable, frankly, any more”, blaming culprits that included “unchecked mass migration”. Trump said: “It’s horrible what they’re doing to themselves. They’re destroying themselves, these beautiful, beautiful places. We want strong allies, not seriously weakened ones.”

What came next was pure racism...

That wasn't the pure racism part?

[-] human@slrpnk.net 141 points 3 months ago

“We’ll figure out the accountability mechanisms at the appropriate time,” Jeffries told reporters.

Didn't realize this was an inappropriate time to try to stop them from kidnapping and murdering people.

[-] human@slrpnk.net 97 points 4 months ago

In had to double check to make sure this wasn't !upliftingnews@lemmy.world because it has that unique feeling of:

"Great news! They are going to stop doing that!"

"THEY WERE DOING THAT????"

[-] human@slrpnk.net 172 points 4 months ago

Well you can see why with incendiary comments like these. /s

“All children have the right to food, water, medical care and education. All children should be protected from violence,”

[-] human@slrpnk.net 94 points 4 months ago

“Mary Trump is a stone-old loser who doesn’t have a clue about anything,” White House Communications Director Steven Cheung said.

When they include quotes it makes it so much harder to remind myself it's not satire.

[-] human@slrpnk.net 141 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Until we start charging cops the way we would charge anyone else, it's going to be a very attractive job for people that think shooting people sounds fun.

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