13 stars, 13 stripes. We simply do not recognize any of these Johnny-come-lately states

Aww, we were just about to push him left, too

I always mask around the house when I have anything that seems like a respiratory illness. Why wouldn't you? The people you love are right there! Maybe they'll catch it from you, maybe not, but at least give them a chance, right?

More and more people are saying this lately

A guy who creates memes like this but has never actually heard a Black person speak and thinks it is pronounced like the country of Chile

I need a needle in order to understand this

You’ve never had cold brew pasta?

Undermining Western imperialism by engaging in an increasingly absurd series of pratfalls while Yackety Sax plays in the background

o7

You can't legally use the name Von Doom if you fall for this

"It's very important to me that everyone is convinced to vote for Joe Biden"

three seconds later

"Fuck you, I'm racist now, enjoy the camps losers"

When I hear comments like that, I like to imagine that there's a wistful sentiment at the core of them: "it must be nice to have the freedom to pursue an esoteric goal with no economic incentive, and it's too bad that people can't generally do that and get by in the world".

It's almost certainly too optimistic, but as someone who used to say such cynical things, I like to imagine that others are on the same journey.

Oppressin’ to the Oldies