Putting $40K of "assets" into an app with ~200 reviews is real Apple enthusiast mindset

Can't believe a currency made up entirely of scams would come to this.

Oh well. Too bad there's no giant ledger of transactions one might leverage a regulated body against to retrieve money from fraudulent transactions.

Crypto bros: "You can be your own bank!"

Crypto bros trying to be their own bank:

I can't believe these losers still exist.

I don't know how anyone can put $40k into something where the ownership belongs to the person with the keys, someone stole your keys? It's theirs now and you can't go to court for it. On top of the risk of buying such a high-risk volatile 'asset', you have to worry about someone else yoinking it. Atleast in the regular stonk markets, you only have the former to worry about.

I can't say I've ever reached into my pocket and pulled out my fake wallet and used the fake debit card that drains all of my money across multiple credit unions by accident. Even bought a cheap wallet from some shady convention guy because it was Star Trek-themed. Zero reviews, no idea who made it. Moneycoin just seems to work like it should for the amount of energy that should cost.

Who the fuck is putting cryptographic keys which can dispossess them of so much money on a phone to begin with?

Let them bitch about a malicious app dev stealing it, at least they still have their thumbs.

That just sounds like the free market at work. Does he hate the free market?

We need an emote of an ape wearing the barrel on suspenders of destitution.

You can't legally use the name Von Doom if you fall for this

if you have $40k in a software wallet you are a grade-A MORON. Spend $60 on a hardware wallet and this whole class of attacks goes away. I genuinely do feel bad for some of these people. Crypto is in a state right now where you can use it for the intended purpose (crime) if you're technical, and if you're non-technical it is very easy to be victimized by the people doing crime. The genius is that everybody thinks they're pulling one over on somebody else until they get cleaned out.

Uncritical support for scumbags scamming fake money off other scumbags

to fake wallets stealing fake money

i say 50% chance the fake wallet is run by the same people as the "real" one

NOT THE PIZZA ARTIFACTS

It’s incredibly funny that North Korea probably doesn’t even need to waste their zero days on these people. All they need is to trick a bunch of these dumbasses and make off with $50 million

If you want a picture of the future, imagine your digital apes getting stolen by fake apps — forever.

who is tim cook, cos im presuming not the guy who made the app

"This is good for crypto!"

I found a broken vape on the ground with the ape printed on it, L

Strong The Miser and his Gold energy

Owned lmao

Lol

Ask not for who the ape slurps, for it slurps for thee